A Face Cream to Die For…

The art of persuasion

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Step right up, ladeees and gentlemen. Yes, I mean all of you! This elixir I hold in my hand is not for women only. Its extraordinary powers lie in an element hidden for eons in a vast desert, found by chance during my last journey to Mars. Trust me, my friends, it is the fountain of youth at last!”